Physics Jokes

One very sad looking atom, sitting in a bar, was accosted by another: "Why do you look so sad?"
"I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I am positive."


John Smith: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.



How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.



How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper.



How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb ? They can't. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate the new bulb



How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 600 applied for the job.

all protons were in a party.
neutrons attacked them.
a hero saves them.
protons ask "who are you?"
hero says "bond........ionic bond"
- submitted by Keerthana A.K.

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